no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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