that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Randomize
