New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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