she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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