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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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