3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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