I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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