I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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