sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The uberlube is also flammable
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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