She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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