My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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