i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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