I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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