He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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