How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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