Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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