i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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