And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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