yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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