a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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