Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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