dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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