She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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