I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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