I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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