you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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