So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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