talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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