TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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