I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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