All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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