She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
