I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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