Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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