operation harelip BJ is a go
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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