Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
