she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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