Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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