Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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