Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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