I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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