why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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