there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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