You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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