If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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