There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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