is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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