Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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