I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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