Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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