apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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