I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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