the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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